Kip Attaway Merchandise
Hazardous
Material

Tapes
&
CDs

Shipping to
ANYWHERE in the U.S.
no matter how hefty the box
is just $5.
We use Priority Mail which is pretty darn brisk.
  Special CD Combinations:
Barf Bag #1 (3 CDs) is $47--you save $8.

Barf Bag #2 (3 CDs) is $42--you save $8.
The Whole Hawg (9 CDs) is $124--you save $31.
That's like getting 1.8 CDs for free!
Get Kip Bucks for cover charge & merchandise discounts at live shows.
Only available through the Kiplist--sign up here.
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Prices and Ordering
Tapes $10
CDs & video $15-$20, as marked
Shipping $5 per address for Priority Mail in the U.S., no matter what size the order (for foreign orders, it's $5-10 more; we'll email you with the balance due). 

6% sales tax is charged on orders sent to Wyoming addresses.

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Curious? Find out more about Paypal here.

If you'd rather use something other than Paypal, read this. For the returns policy, read this.

Note: the Mail Order Gnome attempts to fill orders in a timely fashion, within the constraints of family, Day Job, and chasing Kip around the country to get more stock. Don't hesitate to email for updates on your order status.

Album List
Selected songs have mp3 samples; just click on the song name.

Let's Drink!
X-Ray Me CD
Live At The Casa Blanca DVD
Barf Bag #1 Special *3 CDs at an $8 discount*
Barf Bag #2 Special *3 CDs at an $8 discount*
The Whole Hawg Special *6 CDs at a $25 discount*
Hazardous Material 1 & 2 CD
Hazardous Material 3 & 4 CD
Hazardous Material 5 CD
Hazardous Material Sicks CD
Hazardous Material 7 CD
Live At Teazer's CD
But Seriously Folks... CD
Hazardous Material Ate (8)

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Let's Drink! (CD) $15
Kip's newest live album with two bonus studio tracks. In stock.
Note: the final artwork is a lot more risque than what's shown here.
 

 

Old and Ugly
Hair of the Dog
Deadwood Medley
UPS Lady
Fishin' for Chickens
Something to Shoot
Goin' Ugly Early
How's Ernie
Knock 3 Times
Loving You
Lingerie
Pubic Hair Song
Abdul/Libyan
All the Girls
Perfect Lady
Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac
Daydream Believer
My Dixie Wrecked



X-Ray Me (CD) $15
All original! All new! More serious, less raunchy! In stock.

 

 



Live At The Casa Blanca (DVD) $20
In stock.
A raucous .95 hours 
with crazy Kippy 
at the Casa Blanca resort 
in Mesquite, Nevada.


Barf Bag #1 Special: 3 CDs ($55 value) for only $47
Available until Kip thinks better of this crazy idea.
Everything is in stock.
Hazardous 3/4 CD (reg. $20)
Hazardous Sicks CD (reg. $15)
LIVE! At Teazer's (reg. $20)


Barf Bag #2 Special: 3 CDs ($50 value) for only $42
Available until Kip thinks better of this second crazy idea.
Everything is in stock.
       Hazardous 1&2 CD (reg. $20)
       Hazardous 7 CD (reg. $15)
       But Seriously Folks CD (reg. $15)


Whole Hawg Special: 9 CDs ($155 value) for only $124
The Mail Order Gnome thought this one up--
take advantage of it before Kip notices!

Do all of your holiday shopping at once.
See individual album descriptions for more info about contents.
Everything is in stock.
Hazardous 1&2 CD (reg. $20)
Hazardous 3&4 CD (reg. $20)
Hazardous 5 CD (reg. $15)
Hazardous Sicks CD (reg. $15)

Hazardous 7 CD (reg. $15)
Hazardous Ate CD (reg. $20)
LIVE! At Teazer's (reg. $20)
But Seriously Folks CD (reg. $15)
X-Ray Me CD (reg. $15)




Hazardous Material 1 & 2 (CD) $20
In stock.

Mahu from Oahu
Something to Shoot
Pissin' in the Wind
Nyquil Blues
How Can I Love You
Entourage
Idaho Spud
If You Don't Like Hank Williams
Swervin' in My Lane
Lucky Last Night
Rodeo Medley
Pig in a Blanket
Honky Tonk Asshole
Mama, She's Lazy
Woman With A Gun
All the Girls I've Loved Before
Trashy Women
Cheap and Superficial
Drivin' My Wife Away
Seven Spanish Omelettes
My Favorite Drugs
Lord, I've Played Some Shitholes
Lovin' You

Hazardous Material 3/4 (CD) $20
All the tunes from Hazardous 3 & Hazardous 4 tapes on one CD.
In stock.
I Got Dem Jimmy Buffett You 
Can Stuff It Key West Calypso
Blues
Avacado
Hair of the Dog
Ptomaine
My Liver Hates My Guts
Hum a Few Bars
Libyan on a Jet Plane
It's Hard to Say I Love You
Idaho Spud II
Downtown
Reggae Momma
Blow Me
It was the Whiskey Talking, Not Me
I Wanna Kiss Her
Were You Born an Asshole? (The I-95 Song)
If You Wanna Ski in Steamboat
Pickin' Up Strangers
Lookin' For Love
Goin' Back to Texas
Dolly Parton's Tits
Penis



Hazardous Material 5 (CD) $15
In stock.
Black Diamonds
I'll Never Shit Solid Again
It's The Little Things
Working For The Japanese
Stinky Stinky Fart
No Way Jose
Ask My Wife
It's Not My Fault
When The Shit Hits The Fan
The Balad Of Abdul
If That Ain't Love
Ghost Yuppies

Hazardous Material Sicks: Kip Attaway And Friends (CD) $15
In stock. This is a radio edit version.
You can play it for your maiden aunts.
Punish the Guilty
Thank God I'm the President
Perfect Lady
Places I've Done It
If You Won't Leave Me Alone
Take It Easy
Pains in Low Places
Miles and Miles of Assholes
God Bless Jackson
Queen of the Rancher Bar
Quaalude
Adam
Fireman
Locals Don't Live Here No More
Old Cow Pie
Barnyard Animals

Hazardous Material Seven (CD) $15
In stock.
Radio
Friends Don't Let Friends Line Dance
Can't call It Cheatin'
Huggin' & Chalkin'
I Always Get Religion When I Fly
Don't Drive Past That Phone Booth
Every Bone In Her Body
I Am Woman
Turn The Page
Your Mind Is On Vacation
If You Want To Be Happy
Norman The Mormon
I'm OK Your OK Corral
My Redneck's Turnin' Blue
Ballad Of The Pink Berets
Light My Fart
Valentine's Day


LIVE! At Teazers--Greatest Hits (CD) $20
In stock.

Welcome to Teazers
Adopt A Highway
Discovering Nyquil
The Nyquil Blues
Toast
Norman The Mormon
Loving You
Cheap & Superficial
Black Diamonds
The Rodeo Song
My Liver Hates My Guts
Rogaine & Viagra
It's Hard To Say I Love You
Willie's Guitar
Opening For Willie
The Hole Song
Ghost Riders In The Sky
Wyoming Love Song
Officer Townsend
Drinking & Driving Hat
Libyan Folk Song
Scotland
Goodnight Teazers

But Seriously Folks... (CD) $15
In stock. Note: this has some serious stuff, not all comedy.


 

Rock Springs to Cheyenne
He's Got A Way With Women
Mahu From Oahu
Captive Bird
Wyoming
False Waltz
Places I Done It
If You Won't Leave Me Alone
Whisper Softly
Hangman's Blues
Lord, I Wish Harley Made A Wheelchair
Just For You
I Got Dem Jimmy Buffet You Can 
Stuff It Key West Calypso Blues
I Always Get Religion When I Fly
Somewhere Up In Bismark
On Down The Road
** Plus 2 Bonus Tracks From Kip's Live Album **
My Liver Hates My Guts
Black Diamonds


Hazardous Material Ate (8) (CD) $20
In stock.
Intro: "B.O."verture (Lucky West)
Chow Mein (Lucky West/shelley Satonin/Tom Wolf)
That Fat Gal of Mine (Merle Travis)
This Ain't My First Rodeo (Kip Attaway)
I'm a Boozer (Lucky West/Tom Wolf)
'Bout as Much (Duet with Pinto Bennett)
Bad Hair Day (Ruth Gibson)
UPS Lady (Kip Attaway)
Wyoming Road Report/Winnebago(Kip & Lucky)
Where's Virginia (Lucky West)
Promises (Red Peters)*
The Lines on My Forehead (Chris Wall)
Both Sides Now (Lucky, Kip, Muzzie Braun)
My Own Business (Kip Attaway)
Boobies (Ted Jones/Bruce Wallace/
Willy Braun/Mark McCoy)
Mike the Tiger** (Kip Attaway)
Political Science(Randy Newman)
High on the Hog(Kip Attaway)
Thermopolis (Kip Attaway)
Get the F*** Out (Red Peters*)
Outro: "B.O."verture (Lucky West)

whatthehell is this picture of?

* Tracks stolen from Red Peters. Funny stuff! Check him out at www.redpeters.com
** You gotta look at www.lsudoll.com
*** This is a family website, sort of. This representation of the CD cover has been edited to protect the innocent.



Jess For You
Sorry, this has been discontinued.
NO LONGER AVAILABLE Painted Lady
Fudge
Prairie Blues
Whisper Softly
Rock Springs To Cheyenne
Wild Western Windblown Band
For Little Jessie (She Knows Her Daddy Sings)
Hangman's Blues
False Waltz
Just For You


On Down The Road (CD)
Sorry, this has been discontinued.
NO LONGER AVAILABLE Asleep At The Wheel
Seeing Is Believing
Ballad Of Spider John
Hold The Bottle
Marie
The Ballad Of Joe Branick
18 Days And Counting
Mahu From Oahu
Bringing It Home To You
On Down The Road


Alternate payment and ordering methods:

--ORDER BY PHONE: 307.413.2740 (evenings are best; we're in the Mountain time zone).

--ORDER BY SNAIL MAIL. Checklist:
1. List of things you want
2. Your name and mailing address
3. Your email address and phone number
4. Add up the item prices, then add 6% sales tax if you live in Wyoming, then add $5 shipping for U.S. addresses. For non-U.S. addresses, contact us first to get a shipping amount
5. Payment (checks that won't bounce, Visa/MC number with expiration, Paypal account.) Please don't mail cash or chickens.
6.
Mail it to: Jackson Hole Online, 1170 W. Brangus Dr., Jackson WY 83001-9241

Note: if you order from us, you're automatically included on Kip's email list (which is fairly infrequent) with news about gigs and new recordings. If you don't want to be on the list, just say so in the Comments field of the online order form, or include a note with your snail mail order, or drop us an email to sales (at) kipattaway.com. We'll be happy to remove you.

Returns: we can only accept unopened items back, and you must contact Jackson Hole Online first (sales [at] kipattaway.com) for return authorization. In any case shipping charges are not refunded, and you pay to ship the item back. Of course, any defective CDs will be cheerfully replaced.


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Last update: 03/11/2013